Theater Whore: Kingsman The Secret Service

Kingsman The Secret Service 7/10

I got a chance to see Kingsman: The Secret Service and if I had known who directed it beforehand I would not have been surprised by how awesome the fight scenes would be as well as how violent. This is the story of a team that was formed to fight secret battles that threaten the world. After one mission in the Middle East an agent in training dies. Harry Hart played by Colin Firth heads to the home of the dead man and his wife wants none of his sympathy. He gives a medal to a young boy and tells him to call if he is ever in trouble.

Fast forward seventeen years to the boy, Gary “Eggsy” Unwin played by Taron Egerton, having to deal with his mother marrying an alcoholic abusive guy and totally ignoring her baby. Eggsy leaves the house and gets arrested after stealing a car from an asshat that threatens to beat him up.

DVDiculous: St. Trinian's

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if Pippi Longsocking, Tank Girl, and that girl at the party that is ridiculously hot at a party but terrifyingly insane wanted to start a school…you’re in luck! St. Trinian’s is the school of your dreams. I mean, if your dreams involve a place that is full of sociopaths that look really good in school uniforms. As a dude this place would be awesome for about ten seconds because shortly after that you’d have things removed or damaged that you’d miss. I mean, I wouldn’t since I don’t use those parts.

This poor girl Annabelle arrives at this place brought by her father Carnaby played by Rupert Everett. She isn’t poor financially. I just felt bad for her because this place is friggin’ insane. She meets her aunt Camilla also played by Everett who runs the school and is just as crazy as everyone else in the film. A hot chick named Kelly Jones introduces her to the rest of the inmates at this asylum. The girls are in different cliques. There’s the posh totties, Chavs, emos, geeks, and worst of all the First Years!

The Rant Zone Show 10

In this Rant Zone I cover the Top 10  Movies at the box office, another damn Howard Hughes film, a Lego movie of all things, more Oldboy remake news, a Dr. Who movie being developed, and Brad Pitt retiring from acting. Click here to get your rant on!