This
is the third and final installment of me trying to cast the X-Men
reboot because the shit needs to be rebooted even though they are
trying their damnedest not to. X-Men: Dark Phoenix
comes out next year and I can not wait to not watch it. I'm not even
mad that the guy directing it has never directed a movie before.
Whatever. You just point and shout “Action!” right? The problem
with these movies is that they are built around scenes and wondering
how cool something will look instead of focusing on the story. It is
hard enough just being who they are. You do not need world enders
popping up in ever battle. And no one is new to the teams. They are a
team al-damned-ready. Click here for previous Rebooting X-Men
Franchise.
In my
continuing search and one man mission to cast the next X-Men movie
here are some more names that I have come up with to play in the
movie. This is harder than I thought it'd be since I am trying to
avoid people from previous X films and people who have prominently
been in other superhero films. Like Halle Berry as Storm/Catwoman and
Chris Evans as Captain America/Human Torch. You'd swear there were
only twenty people that acted the way some films are cast.
Finally!
After years and years of nonsense and back and forth the Marvel
cinematic universe is in the hands of Disney. It cost $52 billion
which sounds like a shit ton, because, well, it is, but think of the
future bank that can be made by having these movies under one
umbrella instead of in Fox's hands. Reports stated that Fox wanted to
focus more on news and sports which are two things I do not give a
damn about. This means that things like X-Men, Deadpool, and
Fantastic Four can now get a proper movie. In case you've forgotten
there have been four films made in three different ways.
This
got me into some hopeful and nerdy ass thinking. Does this mean that
we'll be able to get a decent X-Men movie? Yeah, I know some of you
have liked them but to me they are ass garbage and I would love for
them to reboot the series. Like, a complete reboot. I do not want a
single person associated with the previous movies near these. I don't
want to pretend that I have to know that this may be a different
universe (thanks, Logan).
