Polar
3/10
Spoilers
ahead all over the place. This felt rushed. I decided to watch Polar
on Netflix because I hoped it would be interesting and also so
Netflix would stop shoving it in my face. While watching this I kept
on thinking about how it was edited and squinting at the screen. Then
as the movie progressed and I was watching how it flowed and such I
had to stop and check who directed this because either this was
someone's first movie or they were not used to this whole directing
thing and needed to work a few kinks out. A mostly music video
director. Got it. Now that that was out of my system I felt better
about how this just fell apart as it went on. This is about an
assassin that is about to retire and collect his assassin pension.
Turns out the folks he works for owe a lot of money so they have
their killers sign over their shit so when they die the company gets
paid. Convoluted. The start of this movie had me gasping with delight
watching this woman in a bikini set up Johnny Knoxville before he
gets shot a lot. By the way, the women in this movie are fucking
beautiful in so many ways. Whatever you are into they got and by you
I mean me. There is this Black chick that shows up later and I was
like “Uh, I need to know more about her story, please?”
