Singer Robin Thicke and his wife Paula Patton have separated after nine years of marriage. I am guessing it had to do with the fact that its hard to find a picture of him at a party where he isn't all over some young girl. He canceled some shows saying he had a sore throat but took his son to Disney World then flew home to try and get back with Paula. She was not having it. At a recent show he got on stage and decided to dry every vajayjay in the place by saying “For y'all that don't know me and my wife separated, but I'm trying to get my girl back. She's a good woman.”
Pictured: another good woman. |
I'm
sure she is. I thought something was up for a while after she started
appearing for interviews for her movies looking out of it. While she
had about two films come out everyone was talking about her and her
husbands pot use and his performance with Miley Cyrus. Paula is just
another victim of the HBT (Halle Berry Theory). The chick, Lana
Scolaro, whose ass is being invaded in that picture had the nerve to
chime in saying “Robin acting like that with me makes me think
there were many more. It’s a shame because when you have a kid,
it's upsetting.” Shut it.
Porn
company Vivid Entertainment wants Farrah Abraham known for being on
Teen Mom to shut her word hole. Since the release, and success, of
her fake homemade porno (its not good) she has said that she was
raped and drugged while filming it. Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch stated
“Farrah thinks she can insult and defame the Vivid brand and get
away with it. Either she stops now or we will take immediate legal
action. She will be held accountable.”
Mila
Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged because she doesn't know that he
fucked around on his last wife with two chicks in a Vegas hotel room.
At least I think she doesn't know. She was withdrawn from the Spank Bank a while ago so this is not a huge loss for the penile community.
Rapper
Gucci Mane was arrested for gun and weed possession. You may know him
as that rapper that has a fucking ice cream cone tattooed on his
face.
Ha! |
Paula
Dean wants you people to forgive and accept her her. She compared
herself to openly gay future NFL player Michael Sam by somehow
connecting him being gay to her use of the n-word. Wait. What? She
says that they are both striving for acceptance. Yeah...but no.
Andi
Dorfman who was recently on The Bachelor is leaving her career as a
lawyer for a while to star on The Bachelorette. This is just such a
stupid idea all around.
Kim
Kardashian is pissed off at an Australian business man named Richard
Lugner. She was paid half a million dollars to appear and hang out at
his party and he decided to appear in black face pretending to be
Kanye West. And before you ask, yes, this was recorded for her show.
I Goggle'd this guy and its almost nothing but pictures of him with
hot, young women.
Speaking
of Kanye, he recently refused to take a photo with a fan until all
the paparazzi present turned off their cameras. And while in Paris he
went off on a fan who wanted his autograph but got too close to his
white sweater with his pen. Is he still on tour for his not selling
out shows?
Now
back to Kim! Rapper The Game has shut down rumors that he was messing
around with Khloe Kardashian by saying that he hooked up with Kim
years ago. This guy gets around. Sure his wife is happy to hear about
all this.
DMX is
pissed at his wife. She has been racking up bills like crazy as if
she is ballin' out of control. DMZ said “I told her she is living
above her means, that you can't still live on the same block as
Martha Stewart and Chevy Chase, you gotta downgrade, but she refuses
to do so because the house is in my name. She doesn't give a fuck
about my credit.”
Former
NFL cheerleader Shayla Stevens was awarded a total of $6.7 million
dollars for an attack made on her with a bottle a few years back. Da Brat figured
this was a good way to respond to another human being and is now
fucked. Stevens has suffered permanent facial scarring, neurological
impairment, and of course mental pain. Brat was sued while serving
three years in prison. The case was almost stopped when they
discovered that one of the jurors wasn't even a U.S citizen. He was
arrested in court.
Justin Bieber who is now staying in Atlanta has already started fucking up.
Recently his security was arrested for taking a photographers camera
and driving off with it. When cops showed up they found weed in the
car. Also, it is being reported that Bieber is using more drugs since
moving. He also reused a plea deal for his DUI case. The countdown to
his fall started a while back. I'll just sit back and wait for it
stroking my cat like Dr. Claw. And by cat I mean my imaginary
girlfriends vagina. And by her vagina I mean her hair. And by her
hair I mean...
Jim
Lange, the host of the original The Dating Game, died this week. Me
and Hoozle were just talking about this show!
It
appears that rapper(?) Drake and Rihanna are back at it again. Good
for them. He doesn't seem as violent as her last man. Speaking of
which, Chris Brown graduated from his anger rehab after multiple
scuffles including throwing a rock through his mothers car window at
the facility.
Actor
(ha!) Sam Worthington and his possible wife Lara Bingle got into a
fight with a photographer after she says the guy kicked her for no
reason. Worthington and the photographer were both arrested and a
restraining order was placed on them. You may know Worthington from
every film that Channing Tatum didn't want to be in.
Pictured: Channing Tatum because no one cares about Sam Worthington. |
Marc
Anthony's ex wife wants the child support she gets from him for their
two sons to go from $13,000 a month to $113,000. You must be out of
your goddamned mind! Ain't no kids that expensive to take care of.
Yes, he makes close to a million and a half a month, but so what?
That doesn't mean he should fork up so much a month. Dudes need to be
careful. Chicks are fucking rich guys to get an automatic check for
18 years. He already gives her close to $30,000 with spousal support
but she says its not enough. Really? Really?
Mel
Gibson is happy as hell. His ex Oksana Grigorieva couldn't stop
talking about their relationship on a recent appearance on Howard
Stern and now loses out on hundreds of thousands of dollars. What
really sucks is that he offered her $15 million a while back and she
turned it down. You may know her as the mother if his child he hoped would get raped by a pack of n-words. Not one. A pack.
Katy
Perry turned down making out with Miley Cyrus at a show. She went in
for a kiss as Perry sat in the front row and there came that long ass
tongue which made Perry recoil in horror. I would have doused her in holy water. She and John Mayer have
broken up again after recently being engaged. Have you ever seen her
without makeup? She doesn't look close to being the same human being.
Rapper Ludacris wants full custody of his side chicks child. After he took a “break” from Eodoxie he decided to shoot the club up (a terrible term I learned for having sex without a condom and coming) of Tamika Fuller who was awarded $7,000 a month in child support on the two month old. He says he doesn't make that damned much which is weird when he is listed as a very highly paid rapper and celebrity.
How do you take a break from this woman?! |
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