Episode
4
How is
this show so damned funny? I ended up watching three more episodes
with CK and we laughed harder than previous ones. This one called
“The Curse” revolves around Nandor asking Guillermo to hand him
his laptop so that he can check his email. He keeps old letters from
the hundreds of years he has been alive and sees that he has two new
messages. One is from Circuit City, since he hasn't checked since
2009, and another is a chain letter. He has to send the message to
ten friends or be cursed. Of course Nadja and Laszlo read it and
think they too are now cursed and get pissed at Nandor. They ask
Colin for help and he starts boring them until they almost faint.
Meanwhile
Guillermo meets up with the vampire hunters and finds out that they
have discovered a house that sounds eerily like his full of vampires.
They gear up and when they arrive he is relieved to find out that it
is not his house. But now he is worried they are about to murder a
house full of innocent people. Just when you think they are these two
creepy ass little girls teleport out of bed and attack. I laughed my
ass off during that entire scene. The vampire team is terrible at
what they do and one of them gets killed. By the way, Guillermo was
kicking all kinds of vampire ass in this episode. I have lost count
of how many he has killed in this season alone. Guillermo makes it
back home covered in blood and Nandor complains to him as he is about
to rest for the evening that they fought a curse and that he is
afraid to be killed in his sleep.
Episode
5
This
episode, “Colin's Promotion”, sees him get one at his job. He has
no idea what his job even does and is upset when he gets promoted
because it will mean that he gets to spend less time with his
friends, the vampires. Lately the vampires have been shunning Colin
because of his energy sucking and he realizes that as a boss at work
he can take even more energy from people. Colin begins to get super
strength from sapping his employees and it gets to the point where he
can just nod or point and employees will pass out. Hell, he even
grows hair! His energy sucking is making the vampires at home angrier
with one another and eventually they start to lose so much energy
they begin to wither away.
At
home the vampires are fighting because Nadja suddenly remembers that
Nandor is the one that destroyed her village hundreds of years before
she was born. She is talking about how beautiful the place was and
his name popped into her head and she charges for him trying to kill
him and wants to turn his skin into a skirt and show it to his
mother. When Nadja sees that Nandor is in the portrait (they are
redecorating) she describes him as “ What the hell is Persian Frank
Zappa doing on a horse?” CK lost it at that line. Colin comes home
to see his roommates and becomes so powerful from their fighting that
he clones himself. His clones are independent and end up boring him
until he loses energy and they all die. Not really. The main one
lives and just wanted to hear his own eulogy. This show is fucking
insane.
Episode
6
This
episode, “On The Run”, focuses mainly on Laszlo. Guillermo turns
finding all the corpses in the yard that have been buried into a game
for the vampires. It is becoming a problem. Like sinkholes kinda
problem. A vampire shows up wanting revenge against Laszlo for a debt
he never paid. A months rent. They settle on a duel and just when
they are about to fight Laszlo takes off running.
Laszlo
builds himself a new life as Jackie Daytona. He looks the same except
he wears jeans and has a toothpick. He kills a bar owner and takes
over and runs the place quite well. Back home Nadja misses him and
Colin makes a move on her. She turns him down and he gets power from
it. He admits he is not into her and did it to drain her. He tries to
flirt with the Nadja doll and she rejects him which he admits hurt.
That doll. Oh my god that doll is too fucking funny! One day at the
bar the vampire, Jim (Mark Hamill), shows up looking for Laszlo. We
were not quite sure if Jim really didn't recognize Laszlo or if he
was playing. He seriously didn't realize it was him because of the
toothpick! Laszlo ends up falling for one of the waitresses. He also
enjoys the women volleyball team and throws a fundraiser to save the
team and send them to the finals. This is all ruined when Laszlo
knocks the towel off a mirror at the bar, Jim realizes he is a
vampire, and they fight burning all the money they raised and scaring
everyone away. Laszlo heads back home and even Nadja can not tell it
is him when he uses a toothpick. I think. I'm still not sure!
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