Killers
Anonymous 0/10
This
movie is up its own ass. It also made less than $100,000 worldwide. I
normally don't mention how much movies made but something has to be
said for a movie that has actors and actresses I know exist and made
so little. Hell, it made no money in the US. None! How does a movie
make no money? By being the piece of trash that Killers Anonymous is.
I'm not sure what this movie was trying to imitate but it missed
every one it was aiming for. This is about a group of killers that
meet up and talk about wanting to kill again and their previous
crimes. It attempts to be stylized at certain points but it looks so
damned silly. It starts off badly and suddenly the credits start
about eleven minutes in mixed in with animation. Its garbage.
The
movie tries to have a plot that involves a botched assassination
attempt and a new girl to the group being suspected of it. The
actress that is new to the group is so bad. I need to see what else
she has done. Be right back. Good lord. She's been in a lot of TV
shows but this was her first movie. Ugh. I can't blame her really
since I ain't seen her in shit else. But everything about this movie
sucked. I'm surprised that this was completed and had the nerve to be
over 80 minutes long. This is a 20 minute short tops. Gary Oldman is
in this but always separated from everyone. Even in the image I used
he is there but the woman is picturing him there.
There
is no need to watch this. It isn't even hate-watchable. There is a
scene where this little girl that was hiding in the walls (don't ask)
is gonna get killed and it lasts like five fucking minutes with 70's
cop series playing. Bongos and everything. The ending blood bath would be cool if I were 9 years old. They add all these weird
fucking twists that don't work. Nothing works. This entire movie
sucks. I'm tired of writing about it.
Tommy
Flanagan as Markus
Rhyon
Nicole Brown as Alice
Jessica
Alba as Jade
Gary
Oldman as The Man
MyAnna
Buring as Joanna
Michael
Socha as Leandro
Tim
McInnerny as Calvin
Sam
Hazeldine as Senator Kyle
Elizabeth
Morris as Krystal
Elliot
James Langridge as Ben
Isabelle
Allen as Morgan
Suki
Waterhouse as Violet
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