Maleficent 7/10
I decided to check out Maleficent
because it seemed like it would be an interesting movie. I wasn't
really excited and am not the biggest fan of Sleeping Beauty, but
because this was based upon a villain that tends to be loved by hot
women I checked it out. Yeah. I'm that easy. I was surprised at how
good this turned out to be. I mean, come on. Its Angelina Jolie
looking better than she has in years. I forget that she is a good
actress since I get caught up in her personal life. She hasn't done a
film in almost five years so I had to watch this.
This movie pretty much proved to me
that in a situation where there are humans and magical creatures that
9 times out of 10 the humans will just up and be dicks for close to
no reason. In the woods there are creatures, monsters, and Maleficent
living together all happy. She's young and one day some tree monsters
catch some little boy named Stefan who was trying to steal something.
They meet and over the years they fall in love with one another.
After time passes he stops visiting, an army tries to invade, and she
finds out that his punk ass is married now and has a kid on the way.
Bad move.


