The Amazing Spiderman 2: 1/10
So how
about that The Amazing Spiderman 2, huh? Now, I did not like the
first film (click here). I thought that Andrew Garfield was a huge
dick as Peter Parker, Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy was just...there, and
The Lizard as the villain would have been a cool choice if this was
the older films since we'd seen Dr. Conner as Peter's cool teacher.
But this isn't about the shitty first film. This is about the
shittier new one. And, by god, was it shitty! I'm not even sure where
to start. The video game special effects? The horrible soundtrack?
The premises for every villain being thinner than toilet paper from
the 80's?
And
there will be so many spoilers.
