Octomom has posed topless for some magazine to help pay with her bills. So soon? You know, Hustler and other porn rags here in the states were offering her millions to shoot a porno or just take pictures but back then she was all like “Never!” Now she is getting less than half. Dumbass. The pictures are fine…if you cover her face with your hands.
Bobby Brown was arrested for drunk driving…because he is bored.
Lauren Scruggs, the model who got her hand chopped off and lost an eye after getting off a plane, is suing. She is being offered $200,000 but wants more. Listen, honey. I’m gonna just come out and say you were probably texting when this happened. No one paying attention is hurt by propellers unless they fall from the sky and land in one.
Brian Austin Green is in trouble for beating up a photographer. His woman Megan Fox allegedly egged him on. Likely with the promise of sex that millions of men dream of. BAG was just happy to be useful since being on 90210 in the 90’s.
Oh, the drama continues! Remember how Kim Kardashian got flour dumped on her last week and PETA acted like they had nothing to do with it? Turns out the girl who did the dumping, Christina Cho, is a member of the group and her sister is a top L.A official. In protest of all this bullshit Khloe Kardashian has left PETA.
Feeling left out their brother Rob Kardashian, whose name doesn’t even go with the name scheme, was arrested for “jokingly” chasing a photographer for filming a fight between him and his girlfriend.
Some crazy dame broke into Simon Cowell’s home with a brick where he found her in the bathroom holding the brick. She was arrested thus failing her mission. What mission? I guess Operation: Batshit Crazy.
There were rumors that singer (hahaha!) Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth of Hunger Games were engaged. Thank god they aren’t true! That girl looks like she eats with her feet.
The room in the Beverly Hills hotel where Whitney Houston died has been taken out of rotation. So you romantics that wanted to sleep in the same room that she died in have lost your chance. Sick bastards.
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith was photographed wearing sandals. His toes look like the hand of that dude in India who hasn’t put his arm down in 20 years.
Alicia Silverstone posted a video of how she feeds her son, Bear Blu. Like a fucking baby bird. Ew!!! I’m sure he’ll love knowing that this video is around for the world to see. Like his life won’t be hard enough with a name like that and knowing that his mom damn near killed the Batman franchise.
“I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine.”
That’s because he doesn’t know any better! You know what I probably thought was a favorite of mine as a child? Shitting in my pants! But then I realized, oh, this makes me smell like crap and makes people stay away from me. And what the fuck is with that menu?!
Just saw a picture of Uma Thurman in a bathing suit. Its safe to assume that Kill Bill 3 won’t be filmed anytime soon.
Oh, you Invisible Children. First the founder Jason Russell loses his shit and strips naked. Now this goofy ass Jedidiah Jenkins, which sounds like a name that shouldn’t exist anymore, said this in a video from 2009 all the while downing a bottle of vodka.
“I don't know if you heard this or not…but we won a…we won a million dollars so…pretty rad. A hundred thousand for Haiti and $900,000 in extra for me.”
Jessica Simpson is still pregnant. Just thought you should know.
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