“Why? Everyone says, ‘Why isn’t he married?’ But it’s like, Fuck! Why do I have to get married? Just so I can get divorced?” Benicio Del Toro
One of the most stand out actors to come along in years along with being someone that men find creepy and love and who women find sexy and love, Benicio Del Toro is this weeks Bad Ass Mofo. Not just because of his strange ass roles in Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Snatch, or even in Wolfman where he didn‘t even have to wear makeup. But because he has hair that just won’t quit! Its like his costar in every film he’s ever made.
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| He looked so...innocent? |
My first exposure to him was in Swimming With Sharks and then The Usual Suspects where he played a guy who even though you understood every third word he said you ended up loving the guy. In Traffic people finally started taking notice of his acting ability and leading him to getting more starring roles which he deserves lest he turn his wrath upon us. Which I totally believe would happen.
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| "A summer wind came blowin' in..." |
In Sin City he perfected “rape eyes” and creepy. And also proved that when he is killed he will still be able to fuck with you. Did you know that at one point the hooked up with Scarlett Johansson? That fucking happened! If I could shake his hand, then smell it, I would. By god I would! That might not even be true but it sounds like it is.
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| Its unpatriotic to say her name and not post a picture! |
The next time you watch a movie with this guy just remember that this Puerto Rican will fuck you up good if you cross him. Yeah, he looks all quiet and stuff but the next thing you know…unconscious! And naked. Likely. I’m not sure if that’s bad or not.
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| Its all good! |
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