Nothing But Gossip June 21st 2013

The name of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby has been revealed and it is...North West. I am shitting you not. This is what they named their kid. I mean, fuck me upside down. Why did they do that? Its gonna be hard enough having them as your parents. Now your name is a direction. I'm gonna name my first child 83 Degrees Latitude...Ross. Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.

Oh, and for anyone saying "That kid is gonna be rich so its name wont matter!" shut your word hole right now. No amount of money will make up for a fucked up name. I don't even go by my real first name!

Amanda Bynes is coming out with a rap album because I don't know if you agree with me or not, but I don't think there's quite enough terrible music on the radio right now.

Actor James Gandolfini died the other day and that fucking sucks. They suspect a heart attack. He was 51.

Fat peddler chef Paula Deen who loves adding butter to everything admitted to using the n-word in the past. This is after allegations that her brother used it against an employee at one of her restaurants. Just by listening to her for a few seconds you know that she uses it. Here are some parts from her deposition.

Huge NWA fan.

Lawyer: Have you ever used the N-word yourself?
Paula: Yes, of course.
Lawyer: Okay. In what context?
Paula: Well, it was probably when a black man burst into the bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head.
Lawyer: Okay. And what did you say?
Paula: Well, I don't remember, but the gun was dancing all around my temple ... I didn't -- I didn't feel real favorable towards him.
Lawyer: Okay. Well, did you use the N-word to him as he pointed a gun in your head at your face?
Paula: Absolutely not.
Lawyer: Well, then, when did you use it?
Paula: Probably in telling my husband.
Lawyer: Okay. Have you used it since then?
Paula: I'm sure I have, but it's been a very long time.
Lawyer: Can you remember the context in which you have used the N-word?
Paula: No.
Lawyer: Has it occurred with sufficient frequency that you cannot recall all of the various context in which you've used it?
Paula: No, no.
Lawyer: Well, then tell me the other context in which you've used the N-word?
Paula: I don't know, maybe in repeating something that was said to me.
Lawyer: Like a joke?
Paula: No, probably a conversation between blacks. I don't -- I don't know. But that's just not a word that we use as time has gone on. Things have changed since the '60s in the south. And my children and my brother object to that word being used in any cruel or mean behavior. As well as I do.

Flavor Flav's Fried Chicken & Ribs has been shut down for owing $20,000. Damn, Flav. Pay your shit. Staff was kicked off the premises and the locks were all changed. You imagine eating your food when the cops show up and snack a drumstick out your hand?

Lil Za and Lil Twist (don't be ashamed you don't know them because no one does) who are hanger on's of public nuisance Justin Bieber were caught on tape being fast driving assholes. "I live with Justin Bieber and you know I do." I love how saying that is a license to douche. Can someone give me a lift to this gated community? I want to have a chat with these asshats. By the way the case against Bieber for reckless driving is going to the district attorney which means...fuck all. Oh, and the photographer that his gaurds roughed up and stole the SIM card from has a lawyer now and wants his shit back. Good times!

Serena Williams is issuing a statement apologizing to the family of a young girl whose rape was taped by a bunch of assholes. During a Rolling Stones interview she said that the girl shouldn't "have put herself in that position" meaning drinking with a bunch of other teens. The statement had nothing to do with the interview but magazine sales are in the shitter and this gets attention. Serena released a statement which is fair since I've released a lot of things because of Serena in the past. You know what I'm talking about.

"I am currently reaching out to the girl’s family to let her know that I am deeply sorry for what was written in the Rolling Stone article. What was written – what I supposedly said – is insensitive and hurtful, and I by no means would say or insinuate that she was at all to blame."

Charlie Sheen has personally fired Selma Blair from his show Anger Management. Its not like I needed another reason  to not watch.

Mariah Carrey is not hot. Can we stop pretending now?

Lady smacker Chris Brown is being told by the city of Los Angeles to take his bullshit graffiti down or pay a fine so of course he said "The murals are a reflection of [my] aesthetic taste and a reflection of free speech and expression protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution." Fuck you.

Edward "Too Old To Be Called Eddie" Furlong of Terminator 2 and buying poppers from the porn shop I used to work at fame has been arrested for attacking his ex girlfriend and smashing her laptop because he was sick of freedom.