Nothing But Gossip November 24th 2013

Oh my lord there is some weird shit said by Conrad Murray aka Dr. I Help Kill People. In an interview he said “You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night. He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours." And then “Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him.” How close can one be with another?!

Lamar Odom posted a video of himself rapping in the bathroom with no shirt on. He says he was not high as fuck, but just drunk. A friend was with him who didn't say “Uh, maybe this should not be recorded right now.”

The day before Miley Cyrus' 21st party he place was burgled. They made off with jewelry. Her pride was stolen around her 17th birthday. In each case, no one has been found responsible.

And she did this to her eyebrows.

Remember that band Crazytown? Of course you don't. They had one hit song. Anyhoot, the lead “singer” Shifty Shellshock's baby mama wants full custody of their son because he smoked crack in the kids room. She knew who he was and what he did before she let him insert himself in her, right?

Aaron Carter is broke! You cant even feel bad for him or any of these kids who become famous anymore. There are ways to not go broke with or without your parents help.

Remember that group Color Me Badd? They sang “I wanna sex you up!” Yeah. That pretty one with the really high voice, Bryan Abrams?

Yeah. Him. He looks very different now. He's been in trouble for woman hitting and such. How is this man only ten years older than me?!

Da fuk?!

This huge Spanish radio show host Piolin is in even more trouble. He was fired from his job months ago and the allegations of the shit he did is not worth staying at any job and I always wonder why people put up with it once let alone for years. What did he do? Made workers watch him take shits, grabbed their dicks and tell them they liked it, bit people, and rubbed his dick on people. He is saying they are trying to extort him. I don't think it counts as extortion once we all know what's happening.

Lisa Simone Kelly who is the daughter of the late singer Nina Simone took $2 million dollars that her mother wanted donated to funding schools in Africa and using $1.5 million so far for her own business. What a classy dame!

Sydney Leathers, the chick who was one of many sexted by Anthony Wiener is selling pieces of her vagina. I'm not gonna go into detail. If you don't know about this procedure (labiaplasty) where the medical community is profiting off of women's self hatred of their vagina’s then look it up.

Ew...

Remember when I mentioned that guy who stole a Nic Cage sex tape? Well, he managed to anger Charlie Sheen. Richard Orozco and Darwin Vela were trying to see how much they could get for a Sheen sex tape and while walking his dog Orozco vanished. He came back and his ass was beaten. His dog returned home with human blood on him and likely a fear of ever being walked again.

After getting into a drunken barfight and hitting a cab in a drive through Josh Brolin has checked himself into rehab. I think these famous folks just need more real friends to be like “Sit your dumb ass down.”

Kendall Jenner is 18 and wasted no time flashing her nipples. She has been seen with Harry Styles. Sounds like a pornstar name. He dated Taylor Swift so he knows all about problem women.

If she leaves for cookies and lemonade, run!

Chris Brown aka Is That A Woman? Smack! Was supposed to go to D.C for his case where he attacked someone but wants to stay in anger management. Good for him. You know he is gonna hit someone...

Oh wait! When his mom came to visit him shit got real and he ended up throwing a rock through her car window.

George Zimmerman threatened his girlfriend with a gun. Huh?! You mean someone, who knows who this is guy and what he has done said to herself “I want that man on top of me!”? Mind you a few months ago he pulled a gun on his then wife and her dad. He was charged with domestic battery and while in jail his wife was finally able to serve him with divorce papers. He has to give up his guns, not leave Florida (which is the worst part to me), wear an ankle bracelet, and stay 1500 feet away from his girlfriend. Busy guy, that killer.

Kanye West had a concert. Yep.

This isn't a concert I'd wanna go to.

Amanda Bynes has been medically cleared enough to stand trial. Good for her. Wait. Is it? I guess. It means she is okay brain wise to understand that she did a lot of bad shit. “Like what?!” some asshole just asked. Okay, let's ignore most of the shit like weed and destruction of property. Let me aim for you animal lovers. Her dog was covered in gasoline as she set a fire in a driveway! There. Lock her up.

Lil Kim performed at a concert and scared everyone with clear vision.

Her camel toe leveled up.

One of Justin Bieber's bodyguards was arrested in Kauai for roughing up a photographer. I swear. This kids tour has involved fights, arrests, hookers, graffiti, and deportation.

Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina has been ordered by a judge to undergo a psych evaluation. My, how the tables have turned!

The house where Rodney King died in the pool has been sold. Burn it!!!

World famous psychic Sylvia Browne passed away. “Wait. What?!” Life was quoted as saying.