Nothing But Gossip April 20th 2014

Lindsay Lohan revealed that she had a miscarriage during the taping of her reality show which everyone has panned as being close to unwatchable. Now the race to figure out who the father may have been begins and I'm sure some are happy that this chick is not bringing a child into the world. Seriously, that kid wouldn't have stood a chance!

Dina Lohan plead guilty to a DWI and now has to attend 100 hours of community service, attend drinking and driving courses, her license revoked, and have one of them dealies that you have to blow into to get the car started...which makes no sense if her license is revoked.

Kanye West and Common are working together to bring more jobs to their hometown of Chicago. Yay! But knowing Kanye and Kim Kardashian it doesn't stop there. He is in trouble for sampling a song from a group none of you have ever heard of from 1970 that was used during the video shoot for the photo shoot for the Vogue cover that enraged the world.

Kris Jenner is pissed that someone is making pranks using her and her family's name. Things like booking appointments, photo shoots, and restaurant reservations. There are easier ways to get attention, ma'am. Try harder. People are mad she wore this to church on Easter as well. I just think its a bad looking outfit but I have seen far more risque outfits in church.

It is being reported that comedian Mike Epps punched a lady, Simone Shepherd, in the face at the premiere of a movie this week. She has a picture with her lip all jacked up and immediately I figured that he is guilty. She and Epps' wife got into an argument and during the separation he nailed her. That's how I stop fights. With punches. It is also being said that she threw drinks on the couple and that she had a prior relationship with him.

The guy named Parker Adams that Chris Brown and his bodyguard attacked said that on a scale of 1 – 10 that Brown punches at a 6. This is the D.C case that is keeping Brown locked up in prison for so long. The bodyguard, Christopher Hollosy, has already been convicted and could face six months in prison.

A guy named Michael Egan has accused director Bryan Singer of raping him back in 1998 when he was a minor. Many are saying that it never happened though a close associate who was around at the time had been tried for molestation. I think Singer is taking the hit because he is rich. They say he wasn't even in the country, let alone at this party, when the molestation occurred. Apparently Hollywood parties full of young, gay males are a thing. Well knock me over with a feather!

That costume helps no argument. 

Scandal actor Columbus Short is close to doing some real dirty shit. After beating that guys ass and having his wife scared of his ass, he choked her, put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her and then himself. His wife, Tanee, has had him thrown out of their home and got a restraining order against him. He is acting like nothing is wrong, hosting parties for the show and promoting his music. Hopefully he is thrown in jail, loses his money, and goes away. He dumb. But since he is cute and women love that show he'll be fine. We're not done. She has also filed for divorce and custody of their two year old daughter.

Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith. You don't know who they are now but everyone will soon. They had a sex tape “leaked” and pre-sales for it are already at almost half a million dollars. Get your shower rod jokes ready now.

Lamar Odom is breaking away from the Kardashian's! He has been signed by the New York Knicks. Crazy what a difference a year makes. Dude goes from being married into one of the most famous families in the world, to being a crack addict, to being back in the NBA.

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina's husband/brother(?) can not go near that family for a year. A restraining order was placed on his dumb ass after he made threats against them and posted pictures of weapons online.

Alanis Morissette finally got her dog, Circus, back from her former housekeeper that took it. Just in case you wanted to know.

Rapper (that I have never in my life heard of until this story) named Andre Johnson (name becomes ironic in a moment) aka Christ Bearer jumped from the second floor of his second floor balcony in North Hollywood after cutting his dick off. He hit the ground but it turns out that he is pretty much fine. Except for, you know, the whole him cutting his dick off stuff. Doctor attempted to but could not put his junk back on. He's fine though.

Miley Cyrus had to cancel some shows. First her dog kicked the bucket. Then she had an allergic reaction to some antibiotics she was prescribed. When I first heard this I thought a few things. Maybe next time don't take beers from fans in the crowd and drink them. Then I thought maybe don't spit your bacteria infested ass mouth juice at fans in your crowd! This chick is foul, man.

Don't be gross.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were photographed together at Coachella because fuck anything making sense anymore. Selena also fired her parents as her managers. This is gonna end bad.

After all the fights, mean shit, moving out, taking the dog, and nonsense between figure skater Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov...they are back together. But here's the catch. There's a list of things that have to take place. STD tests every six months, approved contact with past loves, and absolutely no sex outside the marriage, oral sex outside the marriage, kissing or making out, sexting, aggressive flirting, mutual masturbation, or social media/grindr/dating. Phew! Victor also wants Johnny to publicly apologize and tell his mother to stop messing up their marriage.

After it was reported that Kate Upton had said “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life” she shot it down on her Twitter account. “Unfortunately, what was said about my body is completely made up to try and drum up controversy where there is none. Like every woman, I have moments of insecurity, but I love and am proud of my body -- every part of it -- and wouldn't change a thing.” Good for her. I know too many beautiful women that talk shit about their physical appearance.

After paying $7 million in taxes to the IRS MC Hammer is being asked to pay another $1.4 for some stuff from 1996. I mean, come on now! Hammer thinks they are just fucking with him at this point.