Theater Whore: Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2

Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2 – 10/10

There will be spoilers! This movie is awesome! Miss Jackie and I headed to the Arclight over in Hollywood after some damn good food at Plan Check and checked out Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2. I have not laughed or tried not to cackle so much while watching a movie outside my house in a long ass time. This movie takes place a few months after the first one and it feels like it. The team isn't this well oiled machine that can do no wrong. It starts off with a massive battle with the team versus a creature that is arriving to devour a battery. During this time Baby Groot is making everyone laugh in the theater and Gamora and Quill are arguing. Drax is acting like a lunatic diving into the monsters mouth. They were hired by a race called the Sovereign who will give them Nebula in return. This all happens in the beginning of the movie along with a flashback showing Peter Quill's/Star Lord's dad with his mom before she passed away.

Theater Whore: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians Of The Galaxy 10/10

How did this happen?! I remember when I heard they were making a Guardians Of The Galaxy movie and I laughed. I thought that Marvel was scraping the bottom of the barrel with their movies. How could they possibly make a movie where the only character I know even vaguely is Rocket Raccoon and have it make any money or anyone give a damn? Turns out that not only did they make an incredibly entertaining movie, they made the best Marvel film to date. This was hands down better than any superhero team that has ever been made. I know that I'm talking it up pretty big but that's because its true.

This will contain some spoilers.

DVDiculous: Colombiana

I don’t know about you but I love seeing half naked chicks kicking ass! Usually. Colombiana starring Zoe Saldana starts off on the right foot but quickly becomes the tale of someone who deserves revenge but goes about getting it in the most ridiculous way ever. Everyone knows that I’m all about getting my revenge on. I’m a bloodthirsty monster…in my head. But the title character Cataleya is so misguided its not even funny.

This movie uses every single excuse for her to be wearing close to nothing. The most she wears is her school girl outfit when she’s younger. Her dad is a bad guy. He decides to get out the drug game and his boss is having none of it. He rushes home and tries to escape with his family but he and his wife are gunned down.