Deion Sanders is still having trouble with his soon to be ex wife Pilar. Well, he isn’t but apparently his aunt and her got into a physical fight which involved hair being pulled. Sounds hot.
The father of Halle Berry’s child Gabriel Aubry is still in contact with his daughter despite allegedly assaulting the nanny and having a restraining order applied for against him.
Ray J and Whitney Houston are dating…again. Excuse me a moment. (vomits violently)
Dr., uh, former Dr. Conrad Murray is still in jail and guess who he is next to? James DeBarge! Okay, the reason why that is relevant for any reason is because DeBarge was married to Michael Jackson’s sister Janet Jackson back in the day. What does this all mean? Nothing really.
Cambria Gordon, wife of 24 creator Howard Gordon killed an old lady after she dropped her cell phone. While looking for it, while still driving her fucking car, she hit her. No jail time though. Kids: Be rich. You can literally get away with murder.
Demi Moore is still in hiding and resting after suffering from exhaustion meaning inhaling too many Whip-Its. Same thing, right?
Lindsay Lohan is finally moving out of Venice. “Thank, Jay-zus!” neighbors probably cried.
Porn star Kim Kardashian’s ex husband Kris Humprhies wants to take reality TV on trial. Dun-dun-duuuuun!!! Yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
And for no reason Minka Kelly!
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