Sitting In The Aisle: Avengers Endgame

Avengers Endgame 10/10

FULL OF ALL THE SPOILERS!!! I raced to see this because shit was spoiling it fast. I saw a poster with one of the characters and thought “Well, that's a thing I'll see. Thanks, punkass billboard!” It did not detract from my enjoyment of this movie. I checked the showtimes for this and it was either sold out or had seats right in front of the screen and fuck that nonsense. AMC Sunset shouldn't even have seats that close. I got a nice good seat. The theater was full and I was ready to get my Avengers Endgame on. This movie managed to wrap up over twenty films over the last ten years perfectly. I have no complaints other than bitchboy ones like wanting to see more of certain characters which was not possible since they got turned to damn dust during Infinity War. That movie left off on such a bummer so it made sense that this one started off the same.

Theater Whore: Avengers Infinity War

Avengers: Infinity War 10/10

I have been listening to reviews and many are saying “There was too much happening sometimes!” which I translate to “I had to pay attention and it hurts!” I saw Avengers: Infinity War a few hours ago and can not even begin to really describe this movie in a linear way. There are so many stories on many planets happening at the same time and they all come together so well. This movie was an amazing payoff for the last ten years worth of Marvel films. I fucking loved this movie so much. It had everything I wanted and a bunch of stuff that I didn't even ask for but loved anyway. If you went or want to see this because Black Panther was your introduction to this cinematic universe you will be baffled as hell watching this.

Fictional Character Shaming

Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans who are in the upcoming Avengers: Age Of Ultron movie are in hot shit after making a comment about a woman. When asked about a potential relationship between the two actors and this woman Renner said “She's a slut. a complete whore.” Then he followed that up with saying that “she has a prosthetic leg anyway” which caused Evans to laugh even harder saying “I was gonna say something along that line!”

No woman should be made fun of in this manner by two men that are famous Hollywood actors and making a lot of money starring in blockbuster films...if she is real. They are talking about a fictional character Black Widow played by Scarlett Johansson.

Upcoming Marvel Studio Films Excitement Levels

Marvel Studios just released a list of their upcoming films which is called Phase 3. With a total of nine films that seems like quite a bit but DC released a list of ten (click here to read that) so it doesn't seem quite as bad particularly when you take into account that DC is stretching with some of their choices. Meanwhile Marvel has me either confused or excited about theirs.

Marvel has their movies coming out at an alarming rate once they are released which seems to be cramming as much in as they can. This can be good if you are a fan or have lots of money but bad if you don't or have no back story on some of the characters. As much shit as I talk about DC for making an Aquaman film starring a guy that has the acting skills that border on Klingon, people still know who the hell Aquaman is.