The Review: Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Shazam! Fury of the Gods 0/10

This was a trash film and a complete waste of time. Everything that I enjoyed about the first film was removed. Characters were stupid. The plot was bad. Just...ugh. There was nothing about this movie that I enjoyed. Not gonna waste my time even writing credits for this one.

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Sitting In The Aisle: Shazam

Shazam 8 ½/10

There will be spoilers. Shazam was a damn fun ass movie! I was trying to figure out the last time I watched a live action superhero movie that was this fun and I think the closest to it is Spiderman: Homecoming but this was even more fun. I do not know a ton about Shazam but I know basic information. I know his name, his alter ego, and that he gets adopted. I liked this because I could not sit in the theater and compare how it was different from the comic or not. This starts off in 1974 when this kid Thaddeus Sivana, his older brother, and dad are riding in a car. The father and brother all all up in the kids ass making fun of him when suddenly his family vanishes and the car gets covered in ice. He gets out and ends up in a cave with this wizard who is not even close to nice. He seems fed up which I get because he has been looking for a champion for centuries. The last one didn't turn out so well. So this kid is close to becoming Shazam when he starts listening to these whispering voices from the seven deadly sins. The wizard is like “Ah, fuck outta here!” and the kid wakes in the car and they end up spinning out and hit. The kid gets all the blame for this.

Upcoming DC Films Excitement Levels

DC Films has released a list of ten upcoming films. Some of these are really worth being excited about while others are highly questionable. If you're not a fan of superheroes you are gonna hate the next 15 years of movies and television because the market is seriously being flooded with them. The problem with some of these is that the latter ones seem to depend on the success of the former.

Sony, that own the Marvel character Spiderman had set up for a Sinister Six movie but after the way the second film of the reboot did that idea has seemed to go away for now. I can easily see the same happening with some of these.