Nothing But Gossip August 26th 2013

Have you heard about what’s going on with Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian? Well, the story started off with him being reported missing, then found, then all of a sudden the couple are split. The hell?! Turns out that Khloe hired private investigators not telling them exactly why and it turns out that he has an addiction to crack cocaine. Lamar has been thrown out the house. Thank god they didn’t have kids. Speaking of which…

Kanye West appeared on Kris Jenner’s terrible talk show and they showed an image of his daughter North West. The problem is that no one seriously cares anymore. But in case you do here you go. 

Its nice to see them before the damage is done.

West is still in trouble for attacking that photographer. Dude has got Gloria Allred on his side and that woman stays busy handling cases where cameras show up to see what’s happening. 

Kourtney Kardashian got a test to prove that she did not have an affair and that her baby does belong to her man. 

Simon Cowell and his baby mama Lauren Silverman are now out in public not even kinda ashamed of themselves with her pregnant and not divorced ass. 

Actor Lee Thompson Young will be buried this week. He shot himself in the head at home with no explanation why. He is mostly known for his role as The Famous Jett Jackson. I have my theories as to why he did it. 

Prison Break star Wentworth Miller came out of the closet to the joy of straight men tired of competition and the rage of thousands of sad women. 

Sorry, ladies. I'm more his type.

“Rapper” 2 Chainz and Lil Wayne have all kinds of nonsense involving  their tour bus. Some girl got her jaw broke when a member of his entourage grabbed her breasts and she slapped his hand away. He punched her and took off running. Then the bus was stopped by cops who smelled weed and they refused to come off the bus so it was towed to the police station where they were all later arrested. This was in Oklahoma. 

Actor/model/singer Tyrese passed out at a club while his new group were performing. They are saying its from exhaustion. Isn’t it always exhaustion? Someone please let these famous folks rest!

Mike Tyson recently revealed that he has been lying about his sobriety for years now and is only a week or so sober. 

Miley Cyrus did this while Robin Thicke performed at the MTV awards and my dick is now broken for days. 

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!

Singer Anthony Hamilton was pulled over early Sunday morning around 2:30 and arrested for DWI. Fucking jackass. He was released later that day. Omar Gooding, brother of Cuba Gooding Jr., was also arrested for a DUI in Los Angeles. Might as well toss the fact that rapper DMX has been arrested twice since my last post. Once for drinking the other for weed in his car. 

Chris Brown aka Ladykiller won’t be going to court for that chick getting knocked to the ground at his show a few months back. The case is being thrown out. But he is obligated to do the 1000 hours of community service for probation violation which he is bitching about. Oh, and his latest thing is declaring his affiliation to the Blood gang. He is also claiming the DA who sentenced him is racist…even though she is Black. On his Twitter he wrote:

“Ni**a done 6 months community service wit police and the DA racist ass crying to the judge that I didn’t do it. Fuck the SYSTEM!”

This community service he says he did the first time is the same that his dumb ass lied about doing. They had proof his wasn’t even in the same state as some of the time he said he served. How about not beating your woman, not fighting everyone, and staying out of trouble for a while, you fucking idiot?

Lindsay Lohan has been out of rehab for less than a month and is already showing signs that she is not completely well. Besides that terrible interview she did with Oprah she’s been hanging with Vikram Chatwal (don’t feel bad I didn’t know who he was either) who was arrested this past April for having a case full of drugs. 

Dick Van Dyke was pulled from his burning Jaguar last week. He didn't even know it was on fire. Why is an 87 year old driving?

I can officially say that I look better than Madonna. She celebrated her 55th birthday…for the second time by getting some grills. 

Nope!

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