Spring
Breakers is the movie Koko and I were supposed to watch a few weeks
ago when we accidentally watched Spring Break from the 1980's. This
is a very (spring break...) different movie. This is the tale of a
director that wanted to have as many nude girls that looked 13 as
possible on film. Koko enjoyed this film while I only liked the parts
where James Franco was on screen as the rapper/drug dealer named
Alien. He was awesome.
This
is the story of one religious (spring break...) fuck up girl and her
three sociopath friends that all really want to go to spring break
because life is so hard when you're a hot young White chick. Three of
them decide to rob a waffle place and get enough for their trip. They
go and drink, do coke, smoke weed, and end up (spring break...)
arrested at a party. By the way, this movie is full of mumbling.
These girls can mumble their asses off. It turns out that the one
with the worst acting (spring break...) and least attractive is the
directors wife. Go figure. Alien ends up bailing them out of jail
because he thinks they are special.
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| One of these things is not like the other... |
The
religious chick decides that this is all too much for her after she
meets a bunch of Black guys. I'm not making this up. She didn't get
naked or do coke (spring break...) so whatever with her. The other
three girls join Alien in robbing folks. Alien's mentor gets mad that
Alien is getting money so he shoots the bad acting chick and she
leaves. The last two make Alien suck gun dick and they all fall in
love. They raid the super bad guys house and Alien is killed before
(spring break...) it even starts. The two girls, wearing pink ski
masks and bikinis kill over a dozen armed thugs without being shot
one goddamn time. Then the movie ends.
If you
are a fan of bright colors, loud music that is (spring break...)
already dated three years later, cool camera tricks, and barely a
plot, then by all means check this out. I did not like this except
for when Alien was talking or waving guns around. He was good. The
rest left me feeling pervy because these girls look so damned young
and they wear bikinis the entire time. It is too aware of its attempt to be cool and sexy.
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