Angel
Has Fallen 2/10
Okay.
I saw that Angel Has Fallen arrived on Netflix the other day and had
to watch it. Why? Because I like to punish myself and hoped that it
would be good. I liked Olympus Has Fallen. London Has Fallen was ass.
So I wanted this one to be good. It wasn't. It felt like it was three
hours long and took way too long to get to the action and the action
was insane. Let me talk about this weird shit. Mike Banning is having
a training drill with these guys that are basic military bad guys.
This one dude Wade Jennings trained him so I knew that he was gonna
be a bad guy. They never mentioned this guy in previous films so
yeah.
President
Trumbull offers Mike a new position as the director of Secret
Service. Mike is having pain issues and back pain and is like “I
don't seriously wanna keep doing this...” but doesn't say so
because manly. On a boat trip they are attacked by a bunch drones
that blow up way too fucking much when they hit a target. Each one
has a camera and as soon as it sees someone knows who they are.
Trumbull is saved by Banning but still hurt. He wakes up on the
hospital handcuffed to the bed and told by FBI Special Agent Helen
Thompson saying they have all the evidence that he attacked the
president. She is hyped as such a badass and gets killed like an idiot.
Banning
escapes when being taken to a facility and taken by some other dudes
and escapes those dudes and then held at gunpoint by some other guys
and takes their guns and then held up by another guy and he takes
that guys truck before having it flipped over. He escapes and finds
his father who lives in the woods that left when he was younger. They
manage to beat an entire squad of bad guys. It is revealed that the
vice president set this all up with this militia and wants to start a
war with Russia. It sucks.
Out of
the three Fallen movies this was by far the worse one. There seemed
to be more explosions and action but it didn't even look cool. There
was nothing new about this. The fact that Banning is the only one
that somehow survives no matter what happens is like a cartoon for a
movie that is supposed to be serious. There is one scene where his
wife and daughter are at home surrounded by reporters and in broad
ass daylight two armed guys come to get her and are stopped by
Banning's father who also managed to get inside. Don't bother
watching this. It was a waste of a lot of good actors and actresses.
Gerard
Butler as Mike Banning
Morgan
Freeman as President Allan Trumbull
Danny
Huston as Wade Jennings
Michael
Landes as Sam Wilcox
Tim
Blake Nelson as Vice President Martin Kirby
Nick
Nolte as Clay Banning
Piper
Perabo as Leah Banning
Jada
Pinkett Smith as FBI Agent Helen Thompson
Lance
Reddick as Secret Service Director David Gentry
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