Wednesday, April 8, 2020

The Review: Ozark Season 3 Episode 1



Episode 1 “Wartime”

My god this show. I started watching season three of Ozark on Netflix today and I am gonna review it episode by episode. I loved the first and second seasons and I don't know how folks are able to binge a show this damn intense without having stupid dreams or retaining all the information. I can do it with some shows but this sure ain't one of 'em. I am gonna be bouncing all over the place with this by the way since there are a lot of characters and everyone is actually important. Down in Mexico this delivery dude looks to be dropping off a package and the next thing you know he stabs the cashier in the hand and slits his throat. He then head sot the back burning money and blows these two dudes up. As money is flying around outside he sets another bomb off in the crowd. This show is wasting zero time getting intense.


Meanwhile back at home Marty and Wendy are not doing better with the raggedy ass marriage. She wants to expand the business while Marty is trying to play it safe. And by playing it safe I mean laundering money for the cartel. They end up going to couples therapy and Wendy gets pissed saying that the therapist is always on his side. After the therapy Marty heads back inside and pays the lady and tells her to go harder on him next time because Wendy is being suspicious. He is paying the woman! Helen, the badass woman that works directly with the cartel gets waterboarded by her own people because her ex husband and flies out to meet Marty and Wendy. Wendy pulls her aside and brings up a plan to help the cartel legally and the shit works and she gets a meeting with the main dude. She then heads to their old home and fucks around in there like an idiot. I was so pissed she even went there. Oh, and the Byrde kids are being themselves. The son wants to do virtual “goldmining” for cash and fly a drone his sister bought him around the house for extra protection. His parents want him to get a regular summer job. Good luck with that!


Darlene, the old lady that runs the poppy farm and has the baby of that dead pastor goes to new mom groups and is a general nuisance. She gets upset by this young mother and stabs her tire with a knife. She ends up at the police station and overhears that Ruth's brother Wyatt has been arrested for squatting. Wyatt refuses to take Ruth's money after she admitted that she killed her uncle (his father). He was living in this family's home until they arrived and tasered his ass. Darlene ends up bailing him out and offers him to pay it off by working on her farm. This is gonna get so damn bad. Back at work on the casino boat Ruth is trying to run it well and follow rules when Frank Cosgrove Jr., whose dad runs the mafia, starts shit and she has him kicked out. He confronts her and ends up kicked in the dick and tossed overboard by her. The look on Marty's face watching all of this was priceless. First episode and I am all in to see what this crazy ass family gets into.

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