This
is my reaction while watching the final episode of Tiger King. This
was an entire bag of nonsense.
Episode
7 Thoughts
Happy
times at the fair with Joe and Travis and all the boys. Something bad
is about to happen.
Joe
not happy to be in a prison (cage). The irony.
Its
crazy how Jeff got involved in all this shit and is now opening his
own zoo where Joe started.
Ew,
stop letting that monkey eat from your mouth!
Joe
talking to his latest husband on the phone from jail. I seriously
don't get it.
So Joe
is in prison for plotting to have Carole murdered. I get it. There is
so much proof he wanted that. So why is everyone saying he is
innocent?
Oh,
shit they found tiger bones buried!
This
prosecutor Amanda Green is low key hot. Looking like a Power Girl.
Its not just me. There is a Reddit thread about it.
This
whole thing is about dumb people finding people that are slightly
dumber and taking advantage of them.
Allen
was supposed to kill Carole for five grand but got only three so was
like “Bye.”
This
dude like “I'm in a federal murder for hire plot just because I
stopped at a zoo to feed a bear one day!”
Carole
took the witness stand!
Carole
thinks if someone killed her it would be worth it for push her
movement. The fuck? You ain't no martyr!
There
is far too much man nipple on this series. My nipples ain't seen the
sun since the mid 80's.
How
are so many people trusting Jeff? He wears three hats!
Allen
baths with a scarf on.
Joe
threw a holiday dinner to get enough money to have Allen kill Carole.
Antle
breaking down how to properly purchase a hitman.
Joshua
(the one that saw Travis kill himself) is still down for Joe. Yeah,
Jeff fucked Joe over but Joe is still stone cold fucknuts.
Ah,
that's cute. Joe think he getting out of jail.
Here's
Amanda again. My Spider Sense is tingling...
Joe
made way too many videos showing how he was gonna kill Carole.
Tell
'em, Amanda! USA! USA! USA!
This
dude like “I'll feel somewhat responsible” if Joe gets life in
prison. Yeah. Ya kinda set him up.
This
man frying burgers using his hand as a spatula.
Joe
guilty on all nineteen counts. I say damn!
Joe
crying from jail and hard cut to Carole and her new husband drinking
champagne and singing.
Carole's
new husband look like Prince Charles.
This
woman let Jeff get her pregnant! Oh, and he said he is getting her
bank in the gym. My god. They are gonna get a hot nanny. Fucking
hell.
Uh,
Jeff don't look like the type that wants a baby speaking anything
than English.
Big
man on a jet ski! This does not warrant Eye of the Tiger. Wait. I get
it. Ha.
Ugh,
PETA.
Jeff
is really good at tricking folks out of their money. Now everyone
trying to team up against Jeff.
“Nobody
wins.” - Saef.
Covering
up that Joe Exotic tattoo...
...with
a bull. Okay.
That
is the worlds saddest chimp.
Man,
fuck Joe.
Joe
got 22 years in prison.
5-10,000
tigers in this country. 4,000 in the wild. I shit you not, if you put
them where they came from those countries would wage war against us.
Oh,
no. Not another song!
Final
Thoughts
I saw
a lot of people hated Carole online and said she fed her husband to
tigers. I'm not so sure about that anymore. I think he is in Costa
Rica having all the fun.
Joe is
guilty of a lot of crazy shit. Just because you think he is crazy and
funny does not mean he is innocent. That type of thinking is how we
got the president we got now and why we had The Terminator for
governor. Shit's cute until its real.
Still
don't know why you would want to own a tiger or breed them just to
put them in cages.
This
show was full of a lot of people guilty of a lot of shit. Joe just
happened to be the loudest and most vindictive one and took the fall
for it.
If I
were Jeff I would have done everything to stop this from coming out.
If I
were Jeff's wife I would have more respect for myself.
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