The Review: Venom Let There Be Carnage

Venom: Let There Be Carnage 0/10

I can't even be mad. I knew this film was gonna be trash after the trailer came out. The first one was bad but they somehow made this one even worse. I guess if you don't care about a good story, acting, music, character design, or tone of a film than this is incredible. I didn't like anything about this and gave it a 1 instead of a zero because I finished it. Like, there is supposed to be funny moments in this all over the place but I didn't laugh a single time. The fights looked bad. I didn't care about any of the characters. And then the nerve to tie it to the MCU at the end? Please don't. I have enjoyed Spider-Man in the MCU and the idea of slapping this trash to it makes my asshole twitch. Years ago I wrote about Venom and Sony (click here to read that) and the Spider-Man movies had not even come out yet. Now that they have I don't want this near it. Oh. Right. The story. Venom and Eddie don't get along. Eddie stills likes his ex. Eddie gets a dude executed but not before he bites Eddie. Dude is Carnage. Dude breaks out girlfriend whose power happens to be Venom and Carnage's weakness. Venom beats him. Looking at my old review I gave it a 0. Yeah. I'm changing this one to a 0. I couldn't suggest this shit to anyone.

Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock/Venom

Michelle Williams as Anne Weying

Naomie Harris as Frances Barrison/Shriek

Reid Scott as Dan Lewis

Stephen Graham as Patrick Mulligan

Woody Harrelson as Cletus Kasady/Carnage:

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The Review: Venom

Venom 0/10

Venom is such a bad movie that even musicians I like have wack songs on the soundtrack. That's how bad it is. I knew this movie was bad before I started watching it. I said I wouldn't watch it the same way I said I wouldn't see Aquaman or X-Men Dark Phoenix but I always end up seeing this terrible shit. I can't think of anything good to say about this movie. The story was stupid. The effects. The acting was all over the damn place. No one reacted the way someone would in any of the situations they were in. Okay, I should talk about this shit before I lose my mind.

You Had One Job: Tom Hardy As Venom

Yesterday I heard that there was a Venom movie being made. My reaction was “Why?” Its not that I don't like Venom. He was cool when I was in junior high but its been years since I gave a damn about the character in any way. For those that don't know who he is I'll give a silly quick overview. Venom is an alien known as a Symbiote that attached to Spider-Man and once Spider-Man realized what it was he got rid of it and Eddie Brock, who worked with Peter Parker and hated him, bonded with it and became Venom. I wondered how this was going to tie into the new Spider-Man movies done by Marvel but worried because they were jumping the gun. I'll get into that later.

Then I heard that Tom Hardy, who is bae number three, was going to play him and I literally shook my head. He was supposed to be in that Suicide Squad movie but left thankfully and I was wondering when he would hop into one of these Marvel movies. I just didn't think it would be as Venom and I sure as hell didn't think it would be in Sony's grubby ass hands. See, the problem is that Sony finally released Spider-Man over to Marvel Studios which is why he was in that last Captain America Civil War movie played by Tom Holland. In the small amount of time he was on screen he was the best Spider-Man in film (click here where I rank them). These films will not be connected so...its just a Venom film? I'll pass.