Jennifer Aniston may or may not be pregnant. I may or may not care. Let me check. Nope. Don’t care.
Why is Lindsay Lohan doing a Playboy shoot when 1. She looks like a crackwhore now. 2. We have already seen every inch of her emaciated nude body. And C. You can see the same body type on Feed The Children commercial?
Scarlett Johansson dyed her hair black and I disagree with this decision. “Yeah, me too…” Penis said.
Tara Reid lied about being married. Then she lied by saying she’s an actress.
News is The Black Eyed Peas are not breaking up. “Goddamn it!” Everyone With Hearing shouted.
And in more fucked up family news from these people her father Michael Lohan was arrested for beating his on again off again girlfriend. Apparently because she wouldn’t give him a blowjob. Then he said he had chest pains then tried to escape from the hospital. This family is full of champions. Including…
Dena Lohan who is writing a tell all book about her daughter!
Jennifer Lopez cried onstage during her concert. So did 14 guys who were dragged there to see her concert.
Orlando Brown from That’s So Raven pleaded guilty to DUI. Surprised Raven didn’t see it coming! I'll touch myself to your pictures if you got that joke.
Christina Milian and rapper(?) The Dream are now divorced. Gentlemen, get your wangs ready!
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are still fucking.
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for the 10th time or just gained weight for the 11th.
And for no reason Nia Long!
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