The voice actors from The Simpson's don’t want to take a 45% pay cut to keep the show on the air. I don’t want to waste half an hour to watch a show that hasn’t been funny since I was in my mid-20’s. I call evens.
There’s a porn tape from the early 90's featuring late rapper Tupac. His family will see if its released. “Uh, I’m not dead” Tupac probably said from home.
Megan Fox’s Marilyn Monroe tattoo is almost completely removed. Her career will fade long before those scars.
First Nancy Grace had her nipple fall out on Dancing With The Stars. Now she farted. And they were worried about how Steve-O would behave on that show.
Rapper Tone Loc hit and spit on his wife. Wow. Then he left with their son. Cops found a assault rifle in his home. Is anyone beefing with Tone so hard he needs a fucking assault rifle?!
Steve Jobs died. There. I covered it.
The Michael Jackson trial is still going. Worst case scenario, Conrad Murray gets 2 ½ years behind bars.
Debra Wilson from MADtv is divorcing. I’ll be sure to remember this the next time I see her at The Grove.
The Black Eyed Peas have pulled out of the MJ tribute show. Tickets sales have now skyrocketed.
Nicki Minaj contemplated suicide at one point then said “Fuck that!” and got ass implants. Or something along those lines.
Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore. That’s right. Kelso from That 70’s Show cheated on GI Jane. Its like I’m taking crazy pills.
And for no reason Lynda Carter!
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