Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Gossip & Shit January 11th 2012


Khloe Kardashian is pissed that her father may or may not be her father. Robert Kardashian’s ex wives are saying he isn’t her dad which makes her mad. You wouldn’t wanna make her mad. She turns green, rips her purple pants. Its ugly.

Lindsay Lohan is being sued for running over a photographers foot…last January. She wasn’t even driving so lets see how far this nonsense goes.

Chris Reid, the light skin-ded one from Kid N’ Play, had a warrant for his arrest from a DUI last year. That’s all.

Beyonce and Jay-Z had a baby and the world doesn’t have anything better to do so they are claming it’s a demon child. Yes! There’s nothing else wrong with the world! They named her Blue Ivy by the way.

Natalie Wood’s death is being investigated…still. Like, now.

Corey Feldman is going to write a book. Stop laughing. He says in the book he will reveal two celebrities that molested him. What the fuck kinda hook is that?!

Amber Rose (who I will so be posting a picture of!) feels bad for calling Kim Kardashian a home wrecker because her man at the time Kanye West allegedly had the sexy time with her. That is just too much ass for one man to handle.

Snoop Dogg was arrested in Texas for having weed on his tour bus. Then the sky was arrested for being blue, the sea for being wet, and Earth for being round.

Nick Cannon is being released from the hospital after suffering kidney issues. “This close…God said.

Amanda Seyfried is going to be nude in the new Linda Lovelace movie. Nope.

And for no reason Amber Rose!

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