Time to start the new year off with some Lindsay Lohan news! Some weirdo showed up at her house and said he wanted to speak to her. She called the cops and he was arrested. No drugs, fights, or unexplainable stories. Damn, she is slacking off.
Jennifer Lopez and her boyfriend Casper Smart are still together and running around with her kids. When will Marc Anthony go nuts on this kid?
Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce. I know I should be upset but my penis says that I should be overjoyed.
Jeremy London who played the guy that wasn’t one of the five at the party on Party Of Five is being charged with beating the mother of his child. I say make him watch the entire series with no sleep.
Deion Sanders and his future ex wife Pilar have decided to still live together at this time. Two words: OJ Simpson. Run, bitch!!!
People were reporting that Beyonce had given birth over the weekend. She hasn’t so stop saying that she did. They’re gonna have to keep that kid in hiding for years because photographers are gonna go nuts when its born and Jay-Z doesn’t seem like the type of guy to take that shit.
NBA player Lebron James proposed to the mother of his children that he has dated since high school. Why get married now? Ass. I give it two years.
In more news from basketball players making bad decisions, Michael Jordon proposed to a model that is 16 years younger than him. I give it six months.
Singer (?) Usher has filed papers to try and stop his ex wife from having custody of their two kids. She’s pissed that he cancelled her credit card and refuses to take a drug test. I’ll never feel bad for this guy after doing what he did to Chili. Damn, she’s hot.
Playboy owner Hugh Hefner has decided to stay single. So soon?!
Actress Rebecca Gayheart has had a second child. Some know her from Gray’s Anatomy or as The Noxzema Girl…or the chick that killed a child while talking on her cell phone. That happened.
And for no reason Natalie Portman!
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