I knew
as soon as I found out that this new season of American Horror Story:
Freak Show was gonna involve the circus that it would be honked up.
Oh, they did not disappoint. The show starts off with the world's
bravest milkman finding a dead body of an old lady and investigating.
Investigating! He heads upstairs and starts screaming at something,
or someone, he finds upstairs. Then we get the creepy ass new theme
song.
In a
hospital a patient is being kept secret. Elsa Mars play be Jessica
Lange shows up and mesmerizes one of the nurses and heads into the
room. She finds conjoined twins played by Sarah Paulson named Bette
and Dot Tattler. Let me add that I love how this show uses the same
characters but has them play different people so you can watch any
season and not be left out. Elsa knows that the twins are hiding
something. They can speak to each other telepathically and one is
mean and the other too sweet. Or so it seems.
Elsa
convinces the twins to come with her to the circus where we meet the
rest of the fucked up crew. Evan Peters plays Jimmy Darling who has
lobster hands. He spends his spare time doing things with his hands
that made me “Ew!” so loud I'm sure I woke someone up. His mother
Ethel played by Kathy Bates is the bearded lady. There's a few people with no limbs, too
small limbs, pinheads, and the legit smallest woman in the world that
you want to own.
Meanwhile
there's a fucking psycho killer clown on the loose! His name is
Twisty and as soon as I saw him I knew folks was about to get
murdered. This guy shows up when a couple are having a picnic which
means someone is gonna get destroyed. That's the picnic rule. He
beats the guy to death with bowling pins and kidnaps the girl,
looking her in a cage with some little boy. Fuck this guy.
What's
really cool is that there are about a dozen more people that haven't
even shown up yet! I have a feeling that this might be one of the
best seasons if it continues to get weirder as it goes on. I have a
feeling it will since we haven't even met the three-breasted woman
yet played by Angela Bassett. I'm really looking forward to seeing
more of this show. They always have a great cast and manage to add
even more each time.
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