Porn Parodies Shame Studios

Quinno sent me a picture showing each version of Quicksilver that has or will be appearing in the Marvel films. Attached was an image of this same character but from a porn parody. I damn near flipped my shit. For some reason the porn versions of superhero movie manage to pick actors that look like the characters and also have costumes that look like the comic books. Of course I have to mention Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman.

I have found images of the characters from the Captain America: XXX film which I will be watching soon I don't care what you think. If you wanna be a prude, fine. 

But look at these costumes and see how close they are to the comic book versions. It's incredible.

Quicksilver

In the comics Quicksilver is an adult and the guy in this looks exactly like him. Of course he probably tears a hole in the front of the outfit during the movie but at the moment it is awesome.

Crossbones

I don't know too much about this guy in the comics but I do know that he was in the Captain America: Winter Soldier movie. Good luck trying to recall who he was or who played him.

Scarlet Witch

She was in X-Men: Days Of Future Past as a child and will be played by Elizabeth Olsen in the upcoming Age Of Ultron movie. This woman needs to play her in the movie. It would make her and her brothers relationship that much creepier.

The Falcon

This guy was also in the Winter Soldier movie but looked nothing like this...for good reason. This guy looks just like the comic book version which is cool but also looks terrible.

Mysterio

They managed to make this look great! I always laughed when I heard that the Sinister Six would be in the next Spiderman movie because this guy is a goofball. But some way, somehow, they made this look cool as fuck!