While
checking for something to watch after seeing The Avengers for the 8th
time I stumbled across a show called The After. It was created by
Chris Carter of X-Files fame for Amazon in the hopes of being voted
for and picked up as a series. This is the story of a bunch of people
trying to survive...something. I'm not quite sure what the hell
happened to the city (maybe the world) but whatever it is, shit's
wrecked.
So
many spoilers.
It
starts off with this married mother going to an audition. On the way
out she gets stuck in an elevator with a gay clown, an asshole with
an accent, an old lady, and a cop. The elevator gets stuck and they
eventually are able to escape. They end up in a parking lot where
they are joined by an asshole lawyer and some chick he is boning.
Now
with all of them locked in the parking structure an escaped convict
that the cop was looking for shows up and there is a standoff.
Eventually he stops long enough to help the mother escape. She gets
outside and immediately regrets the decision.
Hey, its Hollywood Blvd...all the time. |
The
streets are crammed. A cop tells her its been like this for a day but
to her its been less than an hour. She races home to get her phone
(huh?!) while holding someone at fake gunpoint. She took it to her
audition. She heads back to the parking lot to tell everyone that
shit has hit all of the fans. The felon comes back in an ambulance
and helps them escape to the old lady's house. She is rich!
While
at the house accent dude gets drunk and fights, lawyer guy becomes
more of a dick, the chick fucking him sounds religious, the old lady
needs to be killed because she annoys me, the mother whines and gets
mad when her phone dies. Maybe if you stop checking and watching
videos of your daughter you'd had more juice! Oh, and they find out
all of them have the same birthday. The old lady's maid comes back
held at gunpoint by some thugs she knows. There is a gun fight and
they flee into the woods.
While
in the woods running the lawyer breaks his leg, the cop is worthless
since she just handed her gun over to the thugs like she was
hypnotized, and the felon is saving all the asses. Right when the
mother is about to get killed he shoots this...thing.
What
the fuck is that?! It is covered in tattoos and the lawyer fucker and
the asshole with the accent have some of the same ones. It ends up
spider walking away which would have made me just shoot myself in the
face because fuck sleeping or taking a shit in peace ever again after
seeing that.
This
was an awesome show...that I'll probably never watch again. I was
tricked. I already know that this show has no real ending (like these). It could
be biblical. It could be aliens. But I just know there's no way for
it to end that will satisfy me. I say watch the first episode like a
movie and walk away.
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