There are photos of Reese Witherspoon after being hit by an old lady while she was jogging. “Damn!” Chris Tucker probably said when he saw the picture. The old lady will be taking her driver test again on October 7th. We have less than a month to feel safe.
Amy Winehouse’s father is blaming her ex husband for sending her on the path that led to her eventual (inevitable) death. “Come on now…” Jesus said.
Manny Ramirez formerly of the LA Dodgers and formerly of playing baseball was arrested for beating up his wife. Then he got mad at reporters for trying to interview him. Next time keep the windows rolled up, douche.
Rihanna will be a guest judge on The X Factor which is funny since she would probably not make it far at all on that show if she wasn’t who she is.
Lee O’Brien, Bruce Leroy Green’s little brother in The Last Dragon, was shot three times and out the hospital. Sho’Nuff the Shogun Of Harlem is being sought for questioning. He’s dead though, so yeah.
George Clooney and former WWE wrestler Stacy Kiebler are still dating. Its just a loan from my Spank Bank.
After all the hoopla over whether or not Jada Pinkett cheated on Will Smith with Marc Anthony causing his divorce with Jennifer Lopez Will and Marc are now hanging out. Someone say “Three-way”? No? No one? Okay. Moving on…
Rappers Paul Wall and Baby Bash were arrested for marijuana possession. I didn’t know they were both still performing.
In a plan that has to be inspired by my Spank Bank Bradley Cooper aka Ryan Reynolds competition for every movie role lately went on a date with Jennifer Lopez. He does know that P-Diddy was tapping that, right?
Michael Lohan needed to make sure his family appeared in the news somehow so he has been threatening a lady he dated. This family is fucked.
Oh and the young Lohan daughter Ali got facial surgery and she isn’t even 18 yet.
And for no reason Alyson Hannigan!
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