The Michael Jackson murder trial has begun this week. Are we still pretending Conrad Murray is gonna do time? We are? Okay. Just checking.
Lindsay Lohan was seen making out with some guy. I can only imagine it tasted like cigarettes, medicine, and vagina.
Scarlett Johansson is mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore! The FBI is gonna find the hackers who posted her nude pictures. Good luck with that. The world has already seen them. Be proud, woman!
Nancy Grace may or may not have had a nip slip on Dancing With The Stars. I may or may not have vomited from my nose.
Kristen Stewart is playing Snow White. She is wearing knights armor. Fuck this.
Cameron Diaz is single again. “Woo-hoo!” Me in 1998 shouted.
An NWA movie is being made. “What?!” DJ Yella probably asked.
Saw some pictures of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. My “dark knight” is still rising.
Halle Berry is already dating someone. A French dude. She also still has a broken foot and he is on crutches. Doesn’t she always do something to get hurt in her films? She should be blacklisted. Racist!
Rapper Petey Pablo is going to jail for three years for trying to board a plane with a stolen gun. How many dumb ass moves can you spot in this scenario?
Leisha Hailey from The L Word and her girlfriend were kicked off a plane for kissing. Likely because they wouldn’t let a bunch of dudes film it. Giggity.
January Jones still wont say who the father if her child is. There are four possibilities. Magneto, Sebastian Shaw, Wolverine, and possibly Cyclops.
And for no reason Lucy Lawless!
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