“I prefer to be kicked four or five times well, you know, hard, than twenty or twenty five times not so good…” Michelle Yeoh
Have you ever had fantasies of having your ass handed to you by a former Miss Malaysia? No? Oh. I guess its just me then. This weeks
Bad Mamma Jamma is
Michelle Yeoh! Seems a lot of hot chicks are named Michelle. The crazy thing about her being known for being a kick ass action star is that she had no martial arts skills. She uses her dance knowledge and fight trainers to help her with her roles. Have I mentioned how beautiful this woman is? And she isn’t new to movies. She has been acting and looking like this for over 30 years. You know what I’ve been doing for over 30 years? No, seriously. I’m asking you. I have
no idea.
A lot of people found out about her from the film
Tomorrow Never Dies (
nope) or the awesome ass movie
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. In that film she was so pretty one moment and the next she was slicing at bitches with her sword. She got started in the business after starring in a commercial with
Jackie Chan. There was a gap in her acting from 1987 to 1992 after getting married. Knowing that she was too damned good for a single mortal man to handle she returned to acting because, well,
fuck marriage.
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Michelle Yeoh is still active in acting. This year she has been in two films. One of them got her banned from the country of Burma. She’s
that hardcore, people! Another reason that I think she’s the
BMJ of the week is that she turned down a role in the
Matrix sequels. I assume its because she has some kinda psychic ability and knew that those would be too films so shitty that not even her greatness could save them. Two years ago
People magazine listed her as one of the most beautiful people of all time. She was the
only Asian listed. Take that…uh…some other Asian actress!
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