Monday, December 19, 2011

Gossip & Shit December 17th 2011


Chaz Bono and his fiancée are no longer getting married or together for that matter. What did I say about proposing for a reality show? If you want to fix your problems you don’t do it on television.

Late actress Brittany Murphy’s mom wants to sue the company that built the house for the death of her daughter. Months later her daughters husband died from the same thing. She took a settlement at the time but wants more. No dice.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee aka Woman 1,956 of Jesse James has a sex tape. Nope.

Kobe Bryant is getting a divorce from his wife. He also didn’t sign a prenup. Oh, you goofy bastard. If you marry an athlete assume that he is cheating. No one is allowed to be shocked by him having multiple affairs.

There are conflicts on the sales of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy magazine. The company says that they are flying off of shelves. Stores are saying the opposite. Since I worked in a porn shop for years I’m gonna call bullshit on the company. The pictures are available for free online. There’s no need to own it.

There are rumors that Katy Perry may be pregnant. This is not how the year needs to end!

Britney Spears is set to get married for the third time. Run, fool, run!!!

There are rumors that Cameron Diaz and Puffy Daddy Diddy Sean Combs are dating. Hold on while I wipe the bile from my keyboard.

And for no reason Heather Graham!

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