Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy photos have “leaked” on the internet. Hugh Hefner, the owner of the company, is pissed and they are releasing the magazine earlier than planned. I have seen the pictures online. Save your time and money. She looks bad. And her tribute to Marilyn Monroe was better when she did it years ago in New York Magazine!
Kris Humphries is pissed at Good Morning America after they asked him about his divorce from Kim Kardashian. Is he really mentally impaired? What do you think they wanted to talk to you about? Your sparkling personality?
Kirsten Dunst wants to be protected from a stalker. Everyone hates a stalker until they are old and unattractive. He’s French so he cant be that dangerous, right?
Kevin Federline was hospitalized after suffering heat exhaustion while working on a weight loss reality show. Have you seen him lately? He’s massive.
Charlie Sheen’s ex wife Brooke Mueller was out after getting out of jail with her friends. Stay. The. Fuck. Home.
Sinead O’Connor got married for the fourth time after placing an ad online looking for sex. She was really horny. It was disgusting the things she said she was doing since she couldn’t get laid since she was so fat. Maybe it wasn’t just the looks, dear. It may be that goddamn tattoo.
Porn star Kim Kardashian and her entire family just signed contracts with a nail company ensuring they all receive $100,000 each for having their name attached to it. Ponder that in church tomorrow morning.
And for no reason Kelly Hu!
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