Jennifer Lopez and her new toy Casper Smart were photographed getting all snuggly. Wait. Is his name actually Casper? Parents can be so mean.
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are still dating. Penises are being flown at a tentative half staff since he is a total manwhore and will dump her any moment now.
Britney Spears may be getting married again. Stop that. I don’t know who I’m asking but someone needs to stop this.
Miley Cyrus is supporting Occupy Wallstreet. Another reason to hate both. Apparently she made a song which is probably cool because once they play it people will go away.
There have been reports of people having seizures during the birthing scene in the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn film. Now they know how I feel whenever I see Kristen Stewart. I get all kinds of Fragamacrunched.
Michael Lohan could not have his heart surgery because of complications. “Yeah…complications…” God said from an undisclosed location.
Sara Leal, one of the chicks who banged Ashton Kutcher, says she isn’t to blame for his divorce from Demi Moore. No, but you certainly didn’t help.
Lindsay Lohan is doing well at her morgue duty. Well that’s not fun.
Hot fucking model SueLyn Medeiros has a sex tape that was leaked. If you don’t know who she is, look her up. She is quite saucy.
Chaz Bono proposed on his reality show. Didn’t know he even had a show!
Lily Allen had a baby. The Spank Bank is being hit hard in 2011!
And for no reason Gabrielle Union!
2 comments:
You are crazy! what are your sources?
The internets are my sources! I got a team of people helping me. Pretty Ricky, Stepdaddy, and even Hector Con Carne.
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