One the greatest rappers of all time Heavy D. has passed away at the age of 44. I have a ton of memories that revolve around his music. Click here to check out my tribute to him on The Ross Radio.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is dying for the 13th time this week.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still getting a divorce. Good. Goofy ass couple. I’m seriously sick of hearing about these two but I am compelled to write about them. Oh, cruel fates!
Dr. Conrad Murray was convicted of manslaughter in the Michael Jackson trial. I think people are overlooking the fact that MJ had a bit to do with his own demise as well. But whatever. People wanted someone to go to jail…for a little bit.
Some handicapped 14 year-old girl threatened to kill Justin Bieber’s girlfriend and ex girlfriend. The news just gets stranger and stranger. Bad enough he has that crazy ass chick saying he’s her baby daddy. I still think he is though.
Actor and drug addict Gary Dourdan’s ex has filed a restraining order against his abusive ass. Girls still love him though. Crackhead or not women love a Black man with green eyes.
Brett Ratner used some homophobic slurs against gays and is now out of producing the Oscar’s. Also joining him in not being there is Eddie Murphy who was going to host. I think I’ll actually be watching the awards now that I know neither of them are gonna stank up the joint.
Bil Keane the creator of the worst comic strip Family Circus has passed away. That comic almost made me hate eating chips. Almost.
Boxing legend Smokin’ Joe Frazier has also passed away from cancer. Man, fuck death!
The bed Michael Jackson died on is up for sale. I cant..I don’t even…why?!
Last week rapper DMX mopped a floor at a restaurant. Now he is vacuuming at a nightclub. No, this isn’t for money. He’s just strange like that. Arf arf arf!
Michael Lohan may get four years in prison for all his recent nonsense. I knew I’d find a way to fit that family into this!
But wait! There’s more! Lindsay Lohan had to reshoot her Playboy pictures because Hugh Hefner didn’t like the first batch. Dude, you wont like the second one either. Or third. Or fourth…
And for no reason Pink!
2 comments:
What ?!? NO eddie murphy?!? Im sad!
You really shouldn't be. He hasn't been funny since I was a kid and his new film has tanked.
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